1872-1956, British Actor
Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Nonsense]


I was a modest, good-humored boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Colleges and Universities]


It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Portraits]


Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Genius]


No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Sacrifice]


Nobody ever died of laughter.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Laughter]


One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Guests]


Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Mediocrity]


She was one of those people who said ''I don't know anything about music, but I know what I like.''
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Music]


The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Greatness]


The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Conscience]


There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Failure]


To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [History and Historians]


To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself.
Sir Max Beerbohm – [Vanity]